Three
guys found themselves in
Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,
they were a little
confused at their present situation, and they were
startled to see a
door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps
the ugliest
woman they had ever seen. She was 3’4″, dirty, and you
could smell
her even over the Brimstone.

The voice of the Devil was heard,
“Brett, you have sinned! You are
condemned to spend the rest of
eternity in bed with this woman!” And
Brett was whisked through the door
by a group of lesser demons to his
torment.

This
understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped
when a second
door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of

womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7′ tall, monstrous, covered in
thick
black hair,and flies circled her.

The voice of the Devil was
heard, “Carl, you have sinned! You are
condemned to spend the re
st of eternity in bed with this woman!” And Carl,
like Brett, was
whisked off.

Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and
feared the worst when
the third door opened. And as the door inched
open, he strained to see
the figure of … Cindy Crawford.
Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in
the sight of this beautiful woman,
dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he
heard the voice of the Devil
saying:

“Cindy, you have sinned.”