A man took his Rottweiler to the
vet and said
to him, “My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do
for it?”

“Well,” said the vet “let’s have a look at him” The vet picks the

dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.

“Well,”
says the vet “I’m going to have to put him down.”

“Just
because he’s cross-eyed?” say’s the man.

“No, because he’s heavy,”
says the vet.