A doctor has come to see one of

his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both

of his hands.

“Doctor,” says the man excitedly and
dramatically holds up his
heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the
piano when these
bandages come off?”

“I don’t see why not,”
replies the doctor.

“That’s funny,” says the man. “I wasn’t
able to play it
before.”