A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains,

leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a

different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the
guy,
finally, the guy said to the old man: “haven’t you ever done
anything
crazy and wild in your life” and the old man said “yah, I
have, I once
made it with a peacock and I was wondering if your my
son”