Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house

phone.

“Hi,” said the voice, “this is Rollie. Come on over,
we’re having a
real wildass party.”

“Shit, Ah’d shore love
to,” said Tad, “but Ah got me a bad case of
gonorrhea.”

“Bring it along!” answered Rollie. “The way thangs is goin’, mah

buddies’ll drink anythin’!”