Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen,

were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks
after
graduation.

“Well, I’ve always thought I’d like to be
a doctor,” said
Higginbote. “Specialize in something or other. Like
obstetrics, maybe.”

“Obstetrics?” scoffed Goldstein. “At the
rate science is going,
you’d no sooner learn all about it when
bingo! somebody’d find a cure for
it.”