Little Johnny came home from school
with
a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble

telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please

sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny’s mother

takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes
the
door.

“First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse”,
she said, so
Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

“O.K., now take off my skirt”, and he takes off her skirt. “Now take

off my bra”, which he does.

“And now, Johnny, please take off
my panties”. Johnny finishes
removing these too.

His mother
then says, “Johnny, please don’t wear any of my clothes to
school
anymore!”