Two Italian
construction workers were in
the field on an extremely hot day working.. the
one says to the
other ” hey how come we do all a da work and he gets
all a da money?”
pointing to the supervisor. The other says, “I don’t
know, go ask
him.” So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says “Hey,
how come we
do all a da work and you get all a da money?” The
supervisor says
“Intelligence”.
Guido says “what is this intelligence?”
The
supervisor puts his hand on a tree and says “Hita my
hand as hard as you
can!”
Guido winds up and with all his might tries to hit
the
supervisors hand. Just as he almost does the supervisor
pulls his hand
away and Guido hits the tree! The supervisor
says “That’s
intelligence”.
Still smarting Guido goes back to his co-worker and
his
co-worker says “Hey what did he say?”
With a sheepish look on his face
Guido puts his hand on his
face and says “hita my hand as hard as
you can. . .”