A tourist, visiting a small town in

Israel, came upon a statue dedicated
to “The Unknown Soldier”. At the
base of the statue, a sign was
displayed:
“Here lies Seymour
Ruthenberg”.
The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it
possible an
unknown
had a name.
The resident replied, “As a
soldier, that Seymour was pretty much
unknown,
but as an
accountant-Oy! He was something.”