A guy in a bar
leans over to the guy
next to him and says, “Want to hear an accountant
joke?”

The
guy next to him replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you
should
know that I’m 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I’m an accountant. And

the guy sitting next to me is 6’2″ tall, 225 pounds, and he’s an

accountant. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?”

The
first guy says, “No, I don’t want to have to explain it two
times.”