Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced
the opposing lawyers.
“So,” he said, “I have been presented, by
both of you, with a
bribe.” Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. “You,
attorney Leon, gave me
$15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me
$10,000.”

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a
check. He handed it
to Leon … “Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and
we’re going to
decide this case solely on its merits.”