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An accountant visited

An accountant visited the Natural History

museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor:
“This
dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old”.
“Where did
you get this exact information?”
“I was here ten months ago, and
the guide told me that the dinosaur is
two billion years old.”