Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,”Are you ready to order?” Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like aquickie!””A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the pastsituation of your personal life I don’t think that is a good idea. I’ll come back when you are ready to order from the menu!” She walksaway.Gore leans over to Clinton and says, “It’s pronounced Quiche.”