A plane crashes with an english man, a french man and a russian inside. The plane crashes into the jungle, and the three men are found by a cannibal native tribe. The leader of the tribe says to them: “If you pass the three challenges I assign you with, I’ll
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy and the couple took him without hesitation.On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the
BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of the clutches of communism.What your $$$ buyz: Russian ammo for one freedom fighter forone month for the ethnic clensing!Their motto: I wanns be like Ike! A little behind the times, BUT!They
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None ‘o yo’ freakin’ bitness!Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.Q: How many Russian leaders does it
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics: 1. Engage the enemy. 2. Draw him into your territory. 3. Wait until winter sets in. ——————————————————————————– The Iraqi verions of the classic army regulations can be summarized as: If it doesn’t move, hide behind it.
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS. Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring. Still traumatized from the forest fire in “Bambi”. Stocksy-babes. (A truly vile British-slang insult.) Strong, like bull. Smart, like tractor. Beautiful, like KV-2. (A WWII era Russian tank.)
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day discussing what the country had received from theRussians before the new government kicked them out. “The Russians builtus a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus, we learned to drinkvodka and play Russian roulette.”The American
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: “Specialist in women and other diseases.” Sign in a Tokyo shop: “Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run.” Sign from a Japanese