Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.Q: How
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A: A foursome.Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year’s hide and seek champ.
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won?t be.3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.4. When she stops to open her mouth, it seems it is
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ’s? They ‘loin’ fast!
Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom Waits A mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession at a honeymoon hotel. A mind like wet tennis shoes… Makes squishy noises when running. A modest little person, with much to be modest about. —
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one. Has an IQ one lower than it takes to grunt. Has change for a seven dollar bill. Has FINO (first in never out) memory. Has his brain on cruise control
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for “extra thick.” In need of a ROM upgrade. In serious need of attitude adjustment. In the shopping mall of the mind, he’s in the toy store. In touch with her higher power, but out of