Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,but if they take the cigarettes with them, theywill get soaked. Then they notice a gorgeous girlwalking out of the ocean. She reaches into the topof her
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The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who was responsible.”All right !” bellowed her Mother, “you march yourself to your room, and don’t come out until you can give us a definite answer.”Later that nite her voice rang down the stairs. “Hey Mom, I
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up.”All the ladies down on the floor,” one handsome robber commanded.”My grandmother too?” the little girl asked. “Yes, your grandmother too!””All the ladies on the floor, pull up your dresses.””My grandmother too?” “Yes, your
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspapercovering his genitals.The little girl said, “What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?”The man said, “Nothing, it’s just a bird, now go away!”The man thought nothing of
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, “Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?”She said, “Do you like sex?”I said, “Of course I like sex.”She said, “Do you like to travel?”I said, “Yeah, I love to travel.”She said, “Then fuck
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?””Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk.”That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”With expectation and anticipation written all over
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.A creative fellow, he went out and collected from his buddies all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together