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Plane crashes

A plane crashes with an english man, a french man and a russian inside. The plane crashes into the jungle, and the three men are found by a cannibal native tribe. The leader of the tribe says to them: “If you pass the three challenges I assign you with, I’ll

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Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit

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In-class Assignment for Wednesday

This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative WritingProf Miller In-class Assignment for WednesdayToday we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story.The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the personsitting to his or her immediate right. One of

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College by Dave Barry

College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking about going to college. (That is, of course, a lie. The only things you young persons think seriously about are loud music and sex. Trust me: these are closely related to college.) College is basically a

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Daffynitions!

Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a Italian bullfighter tries to do. Baloney buh-lo’-nee: Where some hemlines fall. Bernadette burn’-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage. Burglarize bur’-gler-ize: What a crook sees with. Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. Eclipse

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Four corporate presidents,

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. “You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution,” screamed the terrorist leader, “and you’re

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The Bachelor Diet

The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch – Send your secretary out for six “gutbombers”- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cents. Also order French fries, abowl of chilli, a soft drink and

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