Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I just didn’t feel like going out after all, so I went home before you arrived.My dog died.My neighbor’s bird died, and I had to console my neighbor.I figured that probably wasn’t your real picture, so I
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Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test.The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man’s penis.In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer
Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road. After several hours of hard toil, the Polish guy hits his shovel on something hard in the ground.Both men work hurriedly to dig the object out and discover that its a treasure chest. On opening it
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t we go to different high schools?There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.At last! I finally found the perfect girl!A fool and
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the officers: “We’re having a social here at school and I was wondering if you could send some of your nice young men to attend.” “Why