Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,but if they take the cigarettes with them, theywill get soaked. Then they notice a gorgeous girlwalking out of the ocean. She reaches into the topof her swimsuit, pulls out a perfectly drycigarette and book of matches and lights up. Theladies go up to the girl and ask, “How do you keepyour cigarettes dry?” Her answer, “I put them insideof a condom.” The women rush to a pharmacy and ask for acondom. When the pharmacist asks, “What size?” one ofthe ladies says, “It should fit a Camel.”