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Next US President

A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become the next President of the United States.”The receptionist: “What are you, an idiot?”Redneck: “Why, is it required?”

Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper

Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone getalong, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep ournation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-freeliberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby

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The Michaels family

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her

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I read last week…

I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each year. All these years I’ve been eating them raw.

At recent trade

At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : “In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police.” Russian : “In Russia we don’t require

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An aircraft is

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, “I’m Shaquille O’Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died.” So he takes the first parachute and jumps.

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