1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say. 5. You’re using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker
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Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You’re using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanentdisability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you. – Mae WestI like two kinds of men: domestic and imported. – Mae WestIt’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control.2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.3. Women never have anything to wear.
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.