A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny Bobby?””Well teacher, I
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*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes. ***************************************************************A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.He wanted to make sure they understood
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today’s word is “beautiful”. Little Sally, would you please come up here and use “beautiful” in a sentence?”Little Sally walked to the front of
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter. Let’s begin. A”All the children raise their hands, but little Johnny was almost coming out of his seat trying to get picked.
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer:
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!””Oh yeah?” said Little Johnny, “My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!””Really?”Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, ‘Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!’”