This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a workergetting ready to load supplies onto a boat. “Please I need to get back to England” she pleaded.”If you sneak
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class. She told them that she would read a quote and the firststudent to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest ofthe day off.She started with “This was England’s finest hour.” Little Suzyinstantly jumped up
Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the “pouring rain.” Well , atleast the dew point is coming down!
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, “So this is England. What’s it like?” The other snarls, “Well, if you like the weather, you’ll love the food.”
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, “During last year’s conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England. Sign in a Laundromat AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England. Seen at the side of a Sussex road: SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS. Outside a disco: SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME Sign warning of quicksand: