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Slammin ’em down!

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodka.”The barman says, “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.” “Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”The next day the same guy came into the bar and

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Too good to be true

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Sure do,” replied the bartender. “Good,” said the customer, “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my gator.”

A Wish Comes True

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, “I’ll have a beer” and turns to the ostrich. “What’s yours?” “I’ll have a beer too” says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says

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A guy in a bar

The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars”, to which he replies “What are you talking about? I don’t owe you anything for this”.A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says

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Clinton country

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go’s on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells, “There’s a horses ass”A guy gets up and punches him.. And the man left.. Then when Hilary Clinton

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The social worker

The social worker asked the bartender “What’s the difference between your job and mine?” The bartender replied: “I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their innermost

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The Ocotpus!

A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender “give us two beers over here!” The bartender walks over and see’s the octopus and he says, “Didn’t you see the sign over there it says no

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Abe Lincoln

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, “Going to a party?””Yeah,” the man answered, “I’m supposed to come dressed as my love life.” “But you look like

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