Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knew it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. “Gentlemen,” the Devil started,
Category: Heaven and hell jokes
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. “Very well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven. “But you realize, I hope, that we’ve got
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: ‘Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?’ ‘Yes,’ the professor ansvered. ‘When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at
An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. “How did you get here?” he asked. And the new angel replied, “Flu…”
How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you’ll get there.
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, “Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas.” “The gatekeeper replied, “First of all,
Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.