A blonde cop stops bonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.” The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist scuffles
Category: Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She’s still looking for a lake with a slope.
Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart’s game.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: “Today children, we will learn our ABC’s”
Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.