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Email decades ago

A North Dakota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 30 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left North Dakota and flew to

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Investment banker & Greek fisherman

An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Greek village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American investor complimented the Greek on the quality of his fish and asked, “How long does

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Married couple

A married couple is having hard financial times so they decide that their only option is for the wife to become a prostitute. She’s not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a

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An old couple won the lottery

An old man and his wife; simple, salt of the earth folk, who never lived beyond their means, won the lottery. Not wanting to lose their way with this sudden windfall, they decided to keep humble. But as time went on, the husband wanted to treat his wife to expensive

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Chain letter for men!

This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up

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Playing tabla

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was patting him on his butt. He happened to ask her what she was doing, she said “I`m playing the Tabla” He turned around & told her “Alright now

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Name That Ranch

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends visited and asked if the ranch had a name.”Well,” said the would-be cattleman, “I wanted to name it the Bar-J. My wife favored Suzy-Q, one son like the Flying-W, and the other wanted the

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