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Married couple

A married couple is having hard financial times so they decide that their only option is for the wife to become a prostitute. She’s not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a

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An old couple won the lottery

An old man and his wife; simple, salt of the earth folk, who never lived beyond their means, won the lottery. Not wanting to lose their way with this sudden windfall, they decided to keep humble. But as time went on, the husband wanted to treat his wife to expensive

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Chain letter for men!

This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up

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Playing tabla

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was patting him on his butt. He happened to ask her what she was doing, she said “I`m playing the Tabla” He turned around & told her “Alright now

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Name That Ranch

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends visited and asked if the ranch had a name.”Well,” said the would-be cattleman, “I wanted to name it the Bar-J. My wife favored Suzy-Q, one son like the Flying-W, and the other wanted the

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Kids and Religion!

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted…”Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor’s wife.”

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What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? – 45 minutesLife stinks- I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don’t know what he looks like! What is it when a man

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A great way to spend eternity

A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been discovered. They had died in the act of making love.”How awful !” exclaimed the wife.”Si, but what

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