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Yo Momma Jackpot!

Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on. – Yo mama’s like a bowling ball. She’s picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more. – Yo mama’s like a rifle…four cocks and she’s loaded. – Yo mama’s like

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Happens

For all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you. It’s a classic! In tribute to those ‘special’ customers we alllove! An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for beingsmart and funny, and making her point, when

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How to write a paper

How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.4. Stop off at the

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The College Food Chain

The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful than a locomotiveIs faster than a speeding bulletWalks on waterGives policy to GodTHE DEPARTMENT HEADLeaps short buildings in a single boundIs more powerful than a switch engineIs just as fast as a speeding bulletTalks with GodPROFESSORLeaps

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Locking For A Dentist

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said, “No

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Blonde Suicide

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.”How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied.”Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?””No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and

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A dinner speaker

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said,

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Advantage: Woman!

Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete

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