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PMS in the bible!

The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that everything that mankind had experienced or would ever experience was discussed or mentioned in the Bible.After the sermon, he was shaking hands with the congregation as they filed out of the church. A woman came up

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Lightbulbs and PMS!

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They

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oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!

Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one way to shut a woman up!Q. What are the small bumps around a woman’s’ nipples for?A. Its Braille for “suck here.”Q. What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?A. Lipstick.Q. Why do women

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If men had PMS, what would happen?

If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.

11 Signs of PMS

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say. 5. You’re using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker

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