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A little girl

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. “They’re mating,” her father replied. “What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked. “That’s a daddy long legs,” her father answered. “So, the other

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Smart Dog

A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads,

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New University Promos

New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate. The the average tuition (per year) for each institution is outta site and they just aren’t getting enough applicants. I understand that in a rash, unprecedented move, some colleges are taking out advertising in the

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Letters To Landlord

Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. “”Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. .. .””The toilet seat is cracked: where do I

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Working With The FBI

Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?””Hello, is this the FBI?””Yes. What do you want?””I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He ishiding marijuana inside his firewood.””Thank you very much for the call, sir.”The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux’s house. Theysearch the shed where

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Ready for Parenting? Find out!

Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can get to the real deal! :)MESS TEST – Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.TOY TEST – Obtain

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Lord, what’s a man?

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have a problem!””What’s the problem, Eve?””Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.””Why is that, Eve?” came the

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Too much attention

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well caredfor. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her atasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a windowoverlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but aftera

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