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A delicacy

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just

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Monica Counters Clinton

AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can’t stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to

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Tuns of Puns! Part I

Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?They fight tooth and nail!Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.Did you hear about the

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Interview with a Pirate!

The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do. He told Red, “I’m sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg.” “Well, I was thrown from the ship during gale force winds, and before

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Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper

Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone getalong, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep ournation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-freeliberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby

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Ever Wonder?

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh my God…I could be eating a slow learner!”- Lynda Montgomery”If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”- Johnny Carson”Sometimes I think war is God’s way

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Confucius says again…

1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.4. Man who kisses girl’s behind, gets crack in face.5. Passionate kiss like spider web-lead to undoing of fly.6. Man

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