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Women’s/Men’s English

Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later. We need to talk = I need to

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The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking

The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter “the House”) ageneral lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but notlimited to, a mouse.A variety of foot apparel, e.g. stocking, socks, etc.,

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DUMB Questions Part 4!

What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?Whatever happened to preparations A through G?When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?When they first invented the clock, how did

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Crushing a man’s ego real fast!

30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.3. Why don’t we just cuddle?4. You know they have surgery to fix that.5. Make it dance.6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?7. Wow, and your feet are so big.8. It’s

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Not me Sarge!

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, “I guess when I die you’ll come and dance on my grave.” The cadet replied, “Not me, Sarge…no sir!I promised myself that when I got out

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Pick up and put down!

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you like to dance?”The girl says, “I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you!”The guy says, “I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those

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A few way to handle stress!

Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits :)1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.(This one is great to teach neices and nephews!)2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.(Even better to call after doing it and say you didn’t authorize it and want

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Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn

1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2.) If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings”.3.) There is a very fine

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