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DUMB Questions Part 3!

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?If you can’t drink and drive, why

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Panda in a Bar

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said “I’d like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please” so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up,

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An American tourist

An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: “How large is the population here?” “Around 1.5 billion” — the guide answers American, After a short pause: “So, what else do you do here?”

Stupid Insults 12/31

Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one. Has an IQ one lower than it takes to grunt. Has change for a seven dollar bill. Has FINO (first in never out) memory. Has his brain on cruise control

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Signs and notices 16

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant in New York: “Tip-ing is not a city in China.” Here is a great sign I saw in the grocery store: “Snickers, 5 for 1.00$.(limit 4)” On a dock in Juneau, Alaska: “Safety ladder, climb at

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An American tourist

An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. “This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc.” Then came

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Marriage quotes 14

|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.It is true that love is blind but

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