Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who is your favorite music composer?”The second chicken responds “bach, bach, bach!”
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. “don’t worry, ya ,” he said. “I’ll pack
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.What’s the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf’s mother? One is Moscow, the other is cow’s ma.Where did the vegetables go to get drunk?
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.”Not yet,” replied little Johnny.His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores.Well, now he’s a little pissed, so he goes to
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. The chicken sounds good, I’ll have that,” Hillary says. The waiter nods. And the vegetable?” he asks. Oh, He’ll have the fish,” Hillary replies.
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie and had begun to hand-crank it to ensure all areas were evenly done. It was now getting golden brown and juices were causing some flames to lick the chicken as he turned it.Just then, a drunk
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please…Louis Farrakhan:The road, you will see, represents the black man.The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him down!Colonel
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and afriend came across a chicken, and John was terrified.”Why are you so afraid, you’re not a grainof wheat after all,” his friend asked.John replied, “You know it and I know it,but the