Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one way to shut a woman up!Q. What are the small bumps around a woman’s’ nipples for?A. Its Braille for “suck here.”Q. What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?A. Lipstick.Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?A. They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?A. After 5 years your job will still suck.Q. How is a women like a condom?A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.Q.What’s the difference between a ’90’s woman and a computer?A. A ’90’s woman won’t accept a three and a half inch floppy.