Little Johnny came home from school
a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble
telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please
sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny’s mother
takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes
“First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse”,
she said, so
Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
“O.K., now take off my skirt”, and he takes off her skirt. “Now take
off my bra”, which he does.
“And now, Johnny, please take off
my panties”. Johnny finishes
removing these too.
then says, “Johnny, please don’t wear any of my clothes to