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Q: How many

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

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Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don’t like to change anything.

Q: How many

Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Q: How many

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don’t have time to change their own lightbulbs. They’re too busy changing them for everyone else.

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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?

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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Q: How many

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None – they’d rather sit in the dark.