Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(‘You wanna go for a spin?’)
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’? A. You can ‘t ‘weather’ a tree, but you can ‘climate’!
Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….”
Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.