Vladmir Putin visits an American Elementary to teach some American students for the day, Vladmir stops halfway through his presentation and asks the class if the have any questions and a little girl in the back raises her hand ‘Mr.Putin, Mr.Putin I have 3 questions’ ‘What are they Sophia’ replies
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TOP 10 McGreevey jokes…. 10 NJ state bird – swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway. 8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender. 7 We know he didn’t like bush, but this is ridiculous. 6 Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed “polling” so much. 5 What does McGreevey
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None. He fell down the stairs.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:——————Sooflay …………………..the restauranteurGuday……………………. the half-Australian brotherHuray……………………. the sports fanaticBejay……………………..the gay brotherKuntay & Kintay…………….the twins from the African motherSayhay…………………….the baseball playerOjay………………………the stalker / murdererGulay……………………..the singer / entertainerEbay………………………the internet
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he says: ‘I will now answer anyquestions you have.’ Bobby stands up and says: ‘I have four questions’:1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven’t you caught Osama bin Laden?
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?””Hello, is this the FBI?””Yes. What do you want?””I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He ishiding marijuana inside his firewood.””Thank you very much for the call, sir.”The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux’s house. Theysearch the shed where