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Desire Matures

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.In high school, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was

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Slammin ’em down!

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodka.”The barman says, “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.” “Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”The next day the same guy came into the bar and

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Yo Momma Jackpot!

Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on. – Yo mama’s like a bowling ball. She’s picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more. – Yo mama’s like a rifle…four cocks and she’s loaded. – Yo mama’s like

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Chain letter for men!

This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up

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Tough Stuff!

A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:”Our Staff will stuff your Stiff.”Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls respond with a banner too:”Our Stuff

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Mad Cow Disease

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.” The other cow replies, “Hell, I ain’t worried, it

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Name That Ranch

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends visited and asked if the ranch had a name.”Well,” said the would-be cattleman, “I wanted to name it the Bar-J. My wife favored Suzy-Q, one son like the Flying-W, and the other wanted the

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Why, why, Tell me WHY!

WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find

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