If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !
Category: King Kong jokes
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If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.