A famous professor of surgery died and
went to heaven. At the
pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper:
‘Have you ever committed a
sin you truly regret?’

‘Yes,’ the professor ansvered. ‘When I was a young candidate at the

hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the

Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the

referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that
now.’

‘Well,’ said the gatekeeper. ‘That is a very minor
sin. You may
enter.’

‘Thank you very much, Saint Peter,’
the professor ansvered.

‘Im am not Saint Peter,’ said the
gatekeeper. ‘He is having his
lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.’