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Married couple

A married couple is having hard financial times so they decide that their only option is for the wife to become a prostitute. She’s not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a

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Vladmir Putin

Vladmir Putin visits an American Elementary to teach some American students for the day, Vladmir stops halfway through his presentation and asks the class if the have any questions and a little girl in the back raises her hand ‘Mr.Putin, Mr.Putin I have 3 questions’ ‘What are they Sophia’ replies

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An old couple won the lottery

An old man and his wife; simple, salt of the earth folk, who never lived beyond their means, won the lottery. Not wanting to lose their way with this sudden windfall, they decided to keep humble. But as time went on, the husband wanted to treat his wife to expensive

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Blonde cop

A blonde cop stops bonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.” The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist scuffles

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Plane crashes

A plane crashes with an english man, a french man and a russian inside. The plane crashes into the jungle, and the three men are found by a cannibal native tribe. The leader of the tribe says to them: “If you pass the three challenges I assign you with, I’ll

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Desire Matures

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.In high school, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was

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A little girl

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. “They’re mating,” her father replied. “What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked. “That’s a daddy long legs,” her father answered. “So, the other

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